son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
YOU DON’T CUT IN FRONT OF MAGICAL GIRLS MOTHERFUCKER
[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop*
[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga
IM DRIVING TO SCHOOL AND I FORGOT THAT I HAD A PERIOD APP TO WARN ME AND I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD