i think walmart got new candles
Anonymous asked you: would it be too much to ask for Eridan with a gigantic great white shark plush toy and Sollux with a bee plushie? *runs away from social awkwardness*i dont usually do requests but hell i couldnt resist this one omg
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE I SHOWED MY BOYFRIEND THIS AND HE GOES “DOES THAT MEAN ERISOLSPRITE’S TOY WOULD BE A FLYING SHARK-BEE” THAT’S TERRIFYING
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.
bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail
if you think school is going to slow down my blogging you’re wrong ride or die
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
But this me tho.
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me