pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

amischiefofmice:

pacipebandar:

nowimspoopy:

smilingeridan:

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE I SHOWED MY BOYFRIEND THIS AND HE GOES “DOES THAT MEAN ERISOLSPRITE’S TOY WOULD BE A FLYING SHARK-BEE” THAT’S TERRIFYING

omg

abomination!

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

reblogmyselfie:

if you think school is going to slow down my blogging you’re wrong ride or die

thepoetspace:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

But this me tho.

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

astrofemme:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

thecutestofthecute:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

HE THINKS THE SCREEN DOOR IS STILL THERE OH MY GOSH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAIt-Jh88hg
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