when i was little i used to hate showers but then as i got older i realized how much responsibility i could ignore by taking a shower so now i love showers
this episode was v important. for many reasons.
just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me
my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback
he just came into my room to tell me i won
he can’t look me in the eyes
When your ships aren’t canon but they are so incredibly implied canon that you get all of the heartbreak with none of the emotional fulfillment and you just kind of…
pipe the fuck down with your destiel an move the fuck over for real fuckin pain i mean god damn
bitches you aint felt nothing till
Yuki Kaji, Eren's seiyuu, sings Jingle Bells.
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THIS sjdfkdsjfhsdkjfhds
last night i dreamt of you; you were beautiful amidst a sky of blue
it was only the two of us, hearts beating synchronously
do you feel for me?
if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside
would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting
The kind of dad I hope to be.
I have a spongebob mouth wash thing and you’re supposed to wait 30 minutes before eating/drinking anything,
But me being the little pissed off rebel today decided to drink some diet coke before 30 minutes and
I regret everything
I’ve been feeling like I was going to pass out all day and now I’m laying in bed and can’t sleep